100 Projects

So I finally have an update for the blog…if there are any readers left. 

I recently graduated (May) and have been on the hunt for a job ever since. In the mean time, in order to both occupy myself and keep others from going insane because I won’t stop bothering them with my unemployment, I’ve kinda taken it upon myself to start trolling pinterest and etsy. Pretty hardcore. 

No, I’m not posting mean comments or anything like that; I know typically that’s what trollers are best known for. I’ve mostly been hunting down projects like it’s my job. I suppose my unemployment mentality is “Oh, that looks awesome! I can do that…” 

Something I am sure the boyfriend is less than thrilled about. He seems to be coming home to a new project every day. In my defense, a majority of it is related to our upcoming wedding. He should be glad that I’m spending the time working on projects that are ultimately saving us money. At least, that’s how I’m justifying it to myself. 

So the projects coupled with my baking and amateur decorating have led me to assign a new challenge to myself. I think, during this unemployment time while I am waiting for ANY sort of job to contact me, I am going to try to accomplish as many projects as I can. The ultimate goal is 100 and the projects I’m including are decorations for the house, sewing projects, and cake projects. 

Maybe I’ll finally learn how to make a goddamn chocolate rose. And if I ever figure that one out, expect some really intense bragging on here. I’m going to be stoked. 

Luckily for you all, that seems highly unlikely. 

In the two months since my graduation, I have done quite a few of projects; I’ll start slowly posting those on here so that I can keep track of what I’ve done and what I’m counting as a “project”. 

Feel free to call bullshit if you think I’m cheating… 



What? Still Alive?

It’s true!

Despite an almost complete disappearance from the wordpress community over the last couple of months, I have not actually died. I have just been very busy finishing up my undergrad and pretending to go on about my adult life. Unfortunately, my current unemployment status begs to argue with the fact that I am actually an adult and not one hopeless bum.

But alas, my recent unemployed status has given me nothing better to do than mess around with fondant, cupcakes, and other delicious treats. And the primary beneficiaries have been the boyfriend’s coworkers. It seems like at least once a week now I load up the cupcake carrier with things I made to test out a recipe and have no interest in eating (at least, that I should have no interest in eating…) and send him on his way.

And, surprisingly enough, it has resulted in a limited amount of business and cupcake requests. Over the last couple of months, both of his bosses contacted me to ask me to make cupcakes for events they were hosting or going to. Which resulted in me making some cupcakes based on the kids movie Cars and some barnyard cupcakes (I’ll include some pictures).

Recently, I’ve been fiddling around with cake pops because…I mean, what else do I have to do? Spoiler Alert: they’re time consuming and a total pain in the ass. I’ll make a separate post about them with some step by step instructions if any of you are actually silly enough to decide that you’re going to make them. Don’t worry: I’ll be sure to include the frustrations you are sure to encounter so that nothing will catch you by surprise.

Thoughts? Questions?



So several weeks ago – I know, I probably should have written about it like…at least in the same month that I actually undertook this project. But I didn’t. – I had the opportunity to go home for Thanksgiving. Which was amazing because it’s really been too long since I’ve been home and I was starting to forget what home even looked like. An exaggeration, but oh well.

Honestly though, sometimes it is difficult to remember. My mom’s very into redecorating and she’s finally got the time and the ability now that we’re not little kids anymore. So the last couple times I’ve been home, the house has been totally different.

I digress; Both my father and my little brother have birthdays in the month of November. The little brother’s is on the 20th, which happened to be the day that we were going out to see them and my Dad’s is on the 28th. So, being that I’m slightly insane, I decided that the best way to celebrate these birthdays would be to make a cake for my little brother, a batch of cupcakes for my Dad, and then drive them 15 hours across 7 different states.

If you’re feeling slightly impressed by me and my daring, this is a totally normal reaction and I can only thank you. If you’re thinking how stupid I must be for doing this and how crazy the people I was traveling with were for letting me do it…yes. Yes, we are.

The point of the story is that all of the cupcakes and the cake actually survived the entire trip! It’s kind of astounding. And because of the good fortune we had transporting them, I decided to share with you all some pictures of what these daring little cupcakes and brave big cake looked like.




If A Zebra’s in the Zone, Leave Him Alone!

Well friends, here it is!

I’m very proud to present to you pictures of my finished project. I mentioned the Madagascar cake in my last post, but I didn’t have much chance to upload the pictures of the cake until now. (Unfortunately, being a college student means I’ve got this unfortunate thing to deal with called exams…)











The cake as a whole probably took…I don’t know. A long time. I started work on the fondant/gumpaste sculptures the weekend before the cake was needed for the birthday party so that they would dry out in time. Of course, then I also got lazy and took a couple of days off before finishing the rest of the sculptures. But work resumed on Tuesday and I dropped the cake off on Friday. So between those days, most of the work was done. If any of you are ever in a situation where you’re making a cake that has tons of green leaves and other such things, I definitely and absolutely recommend that you buy cookie/fondant cutters that are in the shapes of leaves (Hobby Lobby and other craft stores sell them – I found a three pack that had a really small leaf and a really big leaf for like $2.50) and an imprint pad. Wilton makes these handy things for gumpaste flowers and stuff that let you press the veins into a leaf in one swift motion. It’s much, much easier than trying to vein a leaf by hand and it makes the leaf look much more real.

This is the first cake that I’ve completed based on my own design (I actually sat down and drew one out! I was very proud of my ambition 😉 ) and it almost looked like my design! There were a couple of things I ended up having to leave off just because I didn’t have time to make them out of gumpaste and have them dry (and I also didn’t have enough space on the cake. I definitely had too grand of plans when I initially decided what I was going to do.)

Thoughts? Questions?

Can We Go To The Fun Side?

For anyone who hasn’t seen Madagascar (the original movie), the title is a memorable quote from the truly adorable Melman.

For those who haven’t…I recommend. It’s actually a pretty adorable movie for what it is.


Anyway, as I’m sure you can guess by now, I recently had an opportunity to delve into making a cake based on a specific movie! One of my boyfriend’s coworkers (as a result of way too many baked goods being sent into work with the boyfriend) asked if I’d be willing to make a cake for his son’s birthday. To which I responded: why not?

Of course, when I found out the cake in question was supposed to be based on a specific movie, I couldn’t help but regret the decision to take the project on. I’d never made anything like it before and I’d certainly never crafted my own design for a cake from the ground up before – typically I find bits and pieces from other cakes on pinterest and sort of…mash them together until the cake has a vague plan and I can pretend I meant it to look like that in the first place).

Regardless, I took on the project and figured I could try some sculpting. I figured if it went horribly, terribly bad, I could always do a quick amazon search for some Madagascar toys to tack onto the cake. Kids like toys better anyway, right?

Now I’m the first to admit that the giraffe really doesn’t look much like Melman. Especially since I could not for the life of me figure out how to get Melman’s thin little giraffe legs to hold up the weight of his body so I settled for him laying down on the beach instead. But for a first crack at trying to sculpt, I’d say not too shabby. Even though he looked mostly like a camel before I painted him (my roommate decided he looked like a camel, not me.)

For anyone out there brave enough to try sculpting some critters, here’s some advice I learned the hard way:

1. Do not try sculpting with just fondant or just gumpaste. The two extremes are not ideal. The fondant takes way too long to dry and pieces like to bend and fall off because it has too much give to it. The gumpaste dries too quickly and starts to crumble if you’re still trying to work with it. I learned that when I was sculpting the zebra. His snout started to crumble and…it really just was not fun. Your best bet is to use a mix of the two to try to sculpt with. It’s just right in terms of sculpting.

2. Have a lot of wire, toothpicks, and dry spaghetti on hand. All of it comes in handy for trying to structure your creatures and keep them from falling apart. Toothpicks would’ve been ideal, but I didn’t have enough on hand so I had to settle for dry spaghetti. The spaghetti has a hard time keeping it’s shape, especially if you’re piling fondant/gumpaste on top of it. And it’s really frustrating when it snaps.

3. Markers!! When it comes to doing all of the little details like the giraffe’s spots or the zebra’s stripes, it really really helps to have some food markers on hand. They’re really easy to control and draw with and they definitely save your life a little bit when it comes to the tiny details. I was able to pick up a pack of five from Walmart for 5 bucks or so and it was totally worth it. Painting with food coloring would have been a nightmare!

4. Don’t get frustrated. Your character isn’t going to look very good halfway through. But that’s to be expected. If you quit when you’re halfway, you’ll never see how good he/she/it looks when it’s finished. Stick with it – I guarantee the creature’s going to look much better when you can slap on the tiny details that really pull a character together.